15 BEST BLOWJOB MACHINES AND SIMULATORS TO EXPERIENCE AUTOMATIC BJS ON DEMAND

The adage “if you can’t do it yourself, have someone do it for you” resonates with many, but what happens when there’s no one around to deliver the desired oral pleasure? This question has been a quandary for many. Fortunately, the market now offers the 15 best blowjob machines, acting as a satisfying alternative to human interaction.

Below I provide some information for the Best Blowjob Machines:

1. Autoblow AI

Pros

Includes 10 preset suction modes
Derived from real-life BJ data
Intense & enjoyable BJ experience
Battery lifespan is amazing

Cons

Not a portable blowjob machine
Design isn’t all too visually appealing
Powerful motor makes noise

About: Autoblow AI isn’t a one-and-done dick-sucking machine that you have to recharge after you bust that nut; you just have to clean up the sleeve after each session, and then you’re good to go for another hummer!

2. Fleshlight Universal Launch

Pros

Up to 250 strokes per minute
Very easy to use
Compatible with basically all Fleshlights
Nice BJ experience

Cons

Compatible blowjob toys sold separately
Battery requires long charge period
Only water-resistant, not waterproof

About: Fleshlight Universal Launch is the perfect dick-sucking machine for you. This male sex toy allows you to customize your BJs in a variety of ways, since it’s compatible with most Fleshlights, from the FleshJack Boys to the Stamina Training Unit.

3. Lovense Max 2

Pros

User-friendly machine
Does not need sex toy cleaner
Real blowjob sensation
Orifice is interchangeable

Cons

Loud motor
Orifice needs break-in time
Generic factory BJ settings

About: This blowjob simulator toy can be activated with the use of their app and allows you to program how you want this male masturbator to suck the stress out of you.

4. Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

Pros

250 strokes per minute
Universal smartphone holder
3 different “pleasure zones”
Simple & durable design

Cons

Free lube bottle not enough
Relatively pricey

About: The Quickshot Launch is a blowjob machine that only requires you to hold on to the side handles, which also include this sex toy’s controls for stroke speed and sucking sensation, and just let all your problems melt away while it does its job (pun intended).

5. Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan

Pros

Realistic vaginal & oral feel
High-quality materials overall
Very affordable price

Cons

Not exactly a blowjob machine
Requires the use of your hands
Lubricant not included

About: The Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan puts its money almost entirely on high-quality materials that simulate both a mouth and a vagina at the same time.

In my conclusion, after examining numerous blowjob machines, the question remains: which are deserving of your investment? High-tech models like the Fleshlight Universal Launch, Kiiroo Onyx+, and the F1S Developer’s Kit offer immersive and stimulating experiences, taking manual labor out of the equation. Alternatively, manual masturbators like the TENGA Ultra Size or the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan provide a straightforward path to pleasure, eliminating the need for extensive instructions before usage.