The adage “if you can’t do it yourself, have someone do it for you” resonates with many, but what happens when there’s no one around to deliver the desired oral pleasure? This question has been a quandary for many. Fortunately, the market now offers the 15 best blowjob machines, acting as a satisfying alternative to human interaction.
Below I provide some information for the Best Blowjob Machines:
1. Autoblow AI
Pros
- Includes 10 preset suction modes
- Derived from real-life BJ data
- Intense & enjoyable BJ experience
- Battery lifespan is amazing
Cons
- Not a portable blowjob machine
- Design isn’t all too visually appealing
- Powerful motor makes noise
About: Autoblow AI isn’t a one-and-done dick-sucking machine that you have to recharge after you bust that nut; you just have to clean up the sleeve after each session, and then you’re good to go for another hummer!
2. Fleshlight Universal Launch
Pros
- Up to 250 strokes per minute
- Very easy to use
- Compatible with basically all Fleshlights
- Nice BJ experience
Cons
- Compatible blowjob toys sold separately
- Battery requires long charge period
- Only water-resistant, not waterproof
About: Fleshlight Universal Launch is the perfect dick-sucking machine for you. This male sex toy allows you to customize your BJs in a variety of ways, since it’s compatible with most Fleshlights, from the FleshJack Boys to the Stamina Training Unit.
3. Lovense Max 2
Pros
- User-friendly machine
- Does not need sex toy cleaner
- Real blowjob sensation
- Orifice is interchangeable
Cons
- Loud motor
- Orifice needs break-in time
- Generic factory BJ settings
About: This blowjob simulator toy can be activated with the use of their app and allows you to program how you want this male masturbator to suck the stress out of you.
4. Fleshlight Quickshot Launch
Pros
- 250 strokes per minute
- Universal smartphone holder
- 3 different “pleasure zones”
- Simple & durable design
Cons
- Free lube bottle not enough
- Relatively pricey
About: The Quickshot Launch is a blowjob machine that only requires you to hold on to the side handles, which also include this sex toy’s controls for stroke speed and sucking sensation, and just let all your problems melt away while it does its job (pun intended).
5. Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan
Pros
- Realistic vaginal & oral feel
- High-quality materials overall
- Very affordable price
Cons
- Not exactly a blowjob machine
- Requires the use of your hands
- Lubricant not included
About: The Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan puts its money almost entirely on high-quality materials that simulate both a mouth and a vagina at the same time.
In my conclusion, after examining numerous blowjob machines, the question remains: which are deserving of your investment? High-tech models like the Fleshlight Universal Launch, Kiiroo Onyx+, and the F1S Developer’s Kit offer immersive and stimulating experiences, taking manual labor out of the equation. Alternatively, manual masturbators like the TENGA Ultra Size or the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan provide a straightforward path to pleasure, eliminating the need for extensive instructions before usage.
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